cheeseflambe's definitions

Olive tree

olive tree, as in The Goodness Of The Olive Tree, from the Bertolli advert. It is the genitalia of any man with the surname of Olive, and The Goodness Of The Olive Tree is therefore his spunk.

so anyways, then Olive got his Olive tree out and i was like lol its tiny.

i got The Goodness Of The Olive Tree in my hair and had to wash it out real quick.

by cheeseflambe June 22, 2009

Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.

Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.

by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010

iddy biddy tobasco bottle

Thease adorable little things are like scale models of big bottles of tobasco, they are what happens when tobasco mates.

For some reason i also know that they are bottled in upstate New York, probably because i have a tendancy to get bored in the field and read everything i can find.

Look out for them next time you have no other option than too eat ORP's or MRE's.

This iddy biddy tobasco bottle isnt just adorable, its adorabubble!

by cheeseflambe April 11, 2010

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!

Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010

orgy

4 or more people taking hteir socks off together.

no, im serious.

thats the orrigional definition of orgy

probably got somthing to do with a foot fetish or somthing.

4 people getting changed for p.t.

hey were having an orgy!

by cheeseflambe June 30, 2009

Don't breathe this

This comes from the will it blend videos starring Tom Dickenson. Following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like...

Glass smoke- don't breathe this

iPod smoke- don't breathe this

magnet smoke- don't breathe this

by cheeseflambe April 17, 2010