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Don't breathe this

This comes from the will it blend videos starring Tom Dickenson. Following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like...
Glass smoke- don't breathe this

iPod smoke- don't breathe this

magnet smoke- don't breathe this
by cheeseflambe April 17, 2010
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Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.
by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010
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Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.
Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.
by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010
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Blue waffeling

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.
I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010
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Kangaroo Attack

1)Somthing that really shouldnt have happened

2) something very suprising.

It comes from when a technician in the Australian Air Force was tasked with adding kangaroos to their helecopter simulator, but he cut corners and rather than designing a kangaroo from scratch, used the base of an infantryman, and just altered what it looked like.
He also made it so that it would scatter like a herd of kangaroos when scared. The first group of pilots to try the new simulator saw them and thought "crikey, thats new" and decided to have some fun and scared them all away behind some hills.
Problem is, the technician hadnt removed the bit of code that stopped the infantrymen attacking, and 60 seconds later, the 'roos emerged out from behind the hill with surface to air misslies and promptly brought down the chopper.
1) No way should the teacher have given me detention for being sick in class, that was a real kangaroo attack!

2) OMG you scared the schizzle out of me! I didnt expect you to be hiding in my cupboard! That was such a kangaroo attack.
by cheeseflambe August 16, 2010
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Ton

To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.
She shot a ton in the shooting finals.
by cheeseflambe July 10, 2011
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NSRA

The National Small-bore rifle association, which has its headquarters in the Lord Roberts Center at Bisley in Surrey.
We went up to the NSRA place in Bisley to buy shooting stuff.
by cheeseflambe October 9, 2011
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