Richard Laymon

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly
An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."
by Charles_U_Farley October 02, 2010
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Mitch McConnell

Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.

He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.

He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever

he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works

with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct

Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
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Obama Haters

People who don't have any desire to see the heinous atrocities of the Bush43 era end. (i.e. bush voters and and Rush Limbaugh ditto heads

The Republican Attack Machine is going all-out to prevent Barack Obama from fixing the very serious problems caused by the arrogance and incompentence of the Bush administration.

For some sick reason, the Republican Party DOES NOT WANT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TO HAPPEN: 1) the Bush Depression to end, everyone to be able to afford health care, the american auto industry to survive, the working class to have any control over their own destiny, or Obama to succeed in any way!!!!

The G.O.P. hates Obama so much they are willing to sacrifice everything to see him fail!!!
The fact the Obama is the exact opposite of George w Bush (the worst president ever) it seems like he should be someone to be proud of and support.

It makes sense that there are so many Bush haters on UD, but why are there so many Obama haters here?
Obama Haters would rather see the whole U.S.A. go down in flames, than help Obama fix the Bush Economy and provide affordable health care to non-rich americans!!
by Charles_U_Farley August 07, 2009
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reaganing

An underhanded way to avoid lying under oath. The term is derived from Ronald Reagan's comments and testimony during the Iran-Contra hearings. When asked difficult questions about his involvement in illeagally funding the Contras, rather than pleading the 5th he would just say "I don't recall."

Usually when someone refuses to answer a question during testimony they look guilty, Reagan just sounded like a dumbass. Was it just a scam or had the alzheimers already started to affect him?
When testifying during the senate hearings, Tony Hayward, was reaganing when he said he was "not involved in that decision," several times, rather than admit the truth: BP fucked up!
by Charles_U_Farley November 22, 2010
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Obama

Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States of America. The most intelligent and articulate man to live in the White House in decades! He has a wife and 2 kids and actually knows what "family values" really means. He actually cares about people and he is working hard to make the world a better place for ALL Americans.
Since day one, Obama has been working hard to fix the heinous disaster George W Bush (a.k.a. W) left behind. Since the G.O.P. thinks ol' Dubya was so great, they have a to fight to maintain their republitard status quo, by trying to derail Obama. The neocon fuckwits are calling Obama a liberal and a socalist. He is really just a good man in a bad shituation and the bailouts of big corporations was actually started by Bush. Obama is continuing those programs and also helping our auto industry. He knows (as well as anyone with any sense) that with our Big 3 car companies, failure is not an option. We must all work together to get ourselves and our country out the the Bush Depression and work to prevent this kind of disaster from happening again! Obama can make America great again but he needs help from Congress and each one of us to do it. So let's all work together!
by Charles_U_Farley July 23, 2009
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cornpoop

A strange phenomenon caused by eating corn. The poop that follows the eating, even a small amount, of corn. This poop mysteriously contains visable pieces of whole kernel corn. One of life's great mysteries.
We had corn-on-the-cob for the 4th of July, the next morning I saw kernels of corn in my shit!
"Wow! Cornpoop!"
by Charles_U_Farley July 10, 2009
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fiscal responsibility

Fiscal responsibility is a term republicans pull out for campaign ads every election cycle. The G.O.P. claims to be fiscally responsible while claiming their Democratic opponents are not.

Obviously, the Republican Party has no idea what being "fiscally responsible" actually means! A budget should include adequete revenue (i.e. taxes) to cover all the obligations. Republicans think the only way to balance a budget is to cut taxes. Democrats, like Bill Clinton, know that cutting expenses AND increasing revenue is the only way to balance a budget. Democrats' tax and spend idea is a lot more logical than the Republicans' borrow and spend policy!
Remember that about 75% of our national debt was caused by the last 3 Republican presidents! (Reagan, Bush41 and Bush43) The last two times the national budget was balanced a Democrat was president!! (Lyndon Johnson 1969 and Bill Clinton 2000)
The tea party claims to be concerned about fiscal responsibility, however they didn't seem concerned about it when George W Bush was cutting taxes and running up huge debts while trying to fight two insane and inappropriate wars!
by Charles_U_Farley October 15, 2010
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