grundle dust

baby powder, gold bond, or anything us guys spray on our nuts to keep them from sticking to our legs.

i was at golds gym and i saw a huge dusty pile of grundle dust!!!!

by chadwick May 13, 2005

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

bawwthswajc

black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car

i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels

by chadwick April 09, 2003

Green

Used to describe either currency or marijuana both due to their color.

Yo, you needs mo green if you wants a pisa dis green dirty.

by chadwick July 08, 2003

wartard

Someone who supports wars only because they are excited by big explosions and dead foreigners.

Ryan watches CNN Live Iraq coverage all the time. What a wartard!

by Chadwick April 30, 2004

tizzer

An older way of saying tight.

Johny's new ride was tizzer.

by Chadwick April 02, 2003

The Claw

1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw

Me and this one chick were going at it for a while, then she whipped it out and gave me the Claw.

by Chadwick January 21, 2004