chad's definitions

Crackers

Plural. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.

Crackers make this chili awesome.

by Chad September 24, 2003

froolish

pretentious, gaudy, expensive, classless

Look at that froolish debutante

by Chad September 8, 2003

bumgasm

to have an orgasm 'up the arse'.

my dad gives better bumgasms than your dad does

by chad May 13, 2005

The Chad

A quirky character from Charlies Angels played by Tom Green.

There is only one captain of this love boat, and that is The Chad. -Tom Green

by Chad November 12, 2003

finnah

Fixing or planning on doing something.

I finnah cap dis nigga

by chad April 21, 2005

himmel

Verb. Several meanings:
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.

I himmeled all over her face, and she hadn't even touched the dick yet.

Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.

Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.

by Chad February 29, 2004

Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

by Chad April 9, 2003