Fixing or planning on doing something.
I finnah cap dis nigga
A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.
Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!
December 17, 2003
A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.
Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.
It is another term for female masturbations.
"What's Kim doing tonight?" "I don't know...she said she was going to stay home and rub the button."
Used to give a momentarily warning to others that you are about to hit them in the nuts.
Victim: "Hey dude whats up?"
December 07, 2004
A form of watered-down pop music most popular in an office setting, or in the vehicles of soccer moms. Also known as "adult contemporary".
Lite rock reminds me of dentists.
To totally fuck someone up. As in to beat their ass or just fuck up someone's day.
I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.
The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.
February 08, 2004