chad's definitions

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

Minnesnowta

The state of Minnesota between the months on October and April.

Brrrr! I'm from Minnesnowta! Yah, sure you betcha!

by Chad December 1, 2003

earf tone

A black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics.

Snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo! Eyes dit ent see dat 1 cum in.

by chad September 3, 2004

telelogophobia

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell

Telelogophobia is more common than you think.

by Chad June 10, 2004

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004

electric fence

Something that should not be urinated on.

When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

by Chad February 21, 2004

goral

The act of receiving oral sex from a homosexual counterpart.

Jordan C. likes to have goral with Devin A. every tuesday night.

by Chad November 13, 2004