Jordan C., Scary Gary, and Josh had an intense Gorgy after getting turned on watching the chimpanzees at the zoo.
by Chad November 14, 2004
the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by chad July 17, 2004
by Chad March 15, 2005
by Chad November 12, 2003
by Chad August 01, 2021
Verb. Several meanings:
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.
I himmeled all over her face, and she hadn't even touched the dick yet.
Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.
Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.
Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.
Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.
by Chad March 01, 2004
by Chad November 14, 2004