revolver ocelot

Revolver Ocelot is an extremely gifted gunslinger. He is quite slick with his Colt Single Action Armies.

Revolver Ocelot smoked a couple of guys with his Colt SAA.

Revolver Ocelot is quite slick.

by chad April 08, 2005

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Fishing Pole

A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.

After meeting Maxine in a bar, Darren took her back to his place and fish poled her.

by Chad November 12, 2003

froo

pretentious, gaudy, expensive

My mother bought that froo doily at the boutique.

Also; froolish;froolishness

by Chad September 08, 2003

uber

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.

Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.

"Fluff is uber uncomfortable with women."

by chad March 26, 2004

Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

by Chad April 09, 2003