smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004

Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Shotta

Of Jamaican origin
1. Thug, gangster, a man not to be messed with
2. Killer, assassin, known murderer, has a gun and will use it
3. A term of respect between friends

1. Man a shotta, you no wah vex man like me
Translation: I'm a gangster, you don't want to piss me off

2. Yow we need some shotta fi deal wid di case
Translation: Hey, we need some killer to handle this problem

3. Yow what a gwaan shotta yute
Translation: Hey what's up my friend

by Chad March 10, 2004

Scream Gems

Nickname for Screen Gems, due to their frightening closing logo, the S From Hell.

The Scream Gems S From Hell is a 5-second horror movie, surely to give you nightmares.

by Chad June 04, 2004

Kick Some Rocks

To leave on foot, to walk away, to get the fuck on...

-You better kick some rocks if you plan on making it to school on time.
-Man you're really pissing me off, go kick some rocks.

by Chad December 11, 2004