chad's definitions

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad May 13, 2005

egolessness

to be without a ego

buddha was egolessness

by chad March 9, 2004

chinken

chicken you get at a chinese food restaurant.

Would yo like some chinken wif yo pork fry rice?

by Chad May 5, 2004

spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

by Chad June 20, 2004

hollaback girl

A girl who gets mad when people are talking shit about them and confronts them starting a verbal fight. She hollers back at them.

In Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" she says she throws-down and fights girls who talk shit, saying she AIN'T NO hollaback girl, indicating she doesn't yell back like a hollaback girl does, she just beats them down and it's over with.

by Chad April 15, 2005