chad's definitions

Isler

Multiple Uses:
1. One who tans way too much ... often schedules an entire day around "catching rays"
2. One who naps way too much
3. One who closely resemble Biff from Back to the Future
4. One who talks all day about getting with a chick, then sees her at a party and doesn't even speak to her.
5. One who would rather be fucked in the ass all day than be forced to masturbate all day.

I can't tell if that guy is black or just an isler.

That lazy frickin isler is sleeping again.

Hey look! Its the guy that played Biff in Back to the Future! No wait, its just an isler.

That guy could be feeling all over those fake boobies, but hes too much of an isler

Masturbate all day? Are you kidding? Just fuck me in the ass and call me isler.

by Chad February 29, 2004

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

Jobber

Someone who is no longer a noob, but still has the skills of a noob

hahah, jobber, I pwned you!

that mike guy, is a jobber!

by Chad August 5, 2004

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

electric fence

Something that should not be urinated on.

When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

by Chad February 21, 2004

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004