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Clanker

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A slur for robots or automated systems.
Me: scrolling YouTube
opens comments
sees comments
Clanker: She is so pretty!
Me: FUCKING CLANKER!
Clanker by certified dirtbag douche eater September 21, 2026
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adultery

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Cheating on another.
I'm guessing most of y'all came from one of the ten commandments in the Bible saying "Thou/you shall not commit adultery.", so if you wondered what adultery meant, here you go.
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brainrot

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Media that has little to no meaning, and is highly addictive to young children.
Person 1: I love that my kid knows how to use their tablet!
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 2 sees what the kid is watching
Person 2: Bro. Your kid is watching brainrot.
Person 1: Wait, what?
Person 2: This might make them angry without their tablet!
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frenulum

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The tongue tie.
What the fuck were you thinking you horny shit? The frenulum is literally the tongue tie.
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John Chungus

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A very kind and wholesome YouTuber.
bro every time i scroll on john chungus i binge watch all his vids
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pigeon moment

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When someone is playing BeamNG and flips over a 3 wheeled Ibishu Pigeon.
MuYe: pigeon moment
Also MuYe: NOTACRASH
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College Station

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A fucking shithole conservative town, where more of the people are college kids than actual residents. Drivers are assholes, deserve their license to be taken away.
FUCK COLLEGE STATION
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