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College Station

A fucking shithole conservative town, where more of the people are college kids than actual residents. Drivers are assholes, deserve their license to be taken away.
What everybody is calling Onevilage for absolutely no reason.
Onevilage:
STOP CALLING ME UNKURUKU!
Cringe 12 year old:
Unkuruku in his ranting arc 🥀
Stands for Anti-Lock Braking System. Often equipped on cars made after 1995, when someone panics and slams the brake, the module detects slip and cycles the brakes to prevent lockup of the wheels. 2 wheel ABS is rare and only comes on some SUVs from 1990-2000, where it cycles the rear brakes due to the weight being lighter on the rear. 4 wheel ABS is the most common, used from many cars from 1995 onward, where the front and rear brakes are cycled if slip is detected.
Person 1: Damn did you crash in that pileup yesterday? I heard 2 people died.
Person 2: Luckily my ABS saved me, if I was in a older car I definitely would have crashed.
Person 3: oh my ABS light was on i didnt think of it but my wheels locked up and... my cars gone.
A gorilla that was shot at a zoo for attacking a kid that fell in his enclosure.
R.I.P Harambe
5/27/99-5/28/16

blood moon

A lunar eclipse.
"yoo did you see the blood moon on march 3?"
"damn i missed it"

philosophy

bullshit
example:
"If _____ is your power, what are you without it?"
fuck philosophy