Definitions by certified dirtbag douche eater

Harambe

A gorilla that was shot at a zoo for attacking a kid that fell in his enclosure.

R.I.P Harambe
5/27/99-5/28/16

Harambe by certified dirtbag douche eater April 21, 2026

blood moon

A lunar eclipse.

"yoo did you see the blood moon on march 3?"
"damn i missed it"

blood moon by certified dirtbag douche eater April 14, 2026

philosophy

bullshit
example:
"If _____ is your power, what are you without it?"

fuck philosophy

philosophy by certified dirtbag douche eater April 6, 2026

Artemis II

Just launched.

ARTEMIS II LAUNCHED BABYYY

Artemis II by certified dirtbag douche eater April 1, 2026

MAGA

Abbreviation of "Make America Great Again". Usually similar to conservatives, very patriotic, forcing religion.

That dude looks like he's a MAGA supporter.

MAGA by certified dirtbag douche eater March 6, 2026

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film)

A movie that was supposed to released today, but the dumbasses at Warner Bros. delayed it.

DAMN IT, The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) was delayed!

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) by certified dirtbag douche eater February 27, 2026

InZoi

A more realistic version of The Sims. Released in 2025, it's literally just sims on rtx lol

"dAdDy! pWeEz gEt mE iNzOi!"
"40 dollars? Fuck no, I'm too broke to buy InZoi!

InZoi by certified dirtbag douche eater January 26, 2026