unfeasy

adj.

1. a feeling of unease due to anxiety about an impending bowel movement

2. a feeling of unease due to a desire to eliminate one's bowels, specifically accompanied by an inability to perform this function

3. both of the above can be caused by the urge to move one's bowels in places considered uncomfortable, such as public restrooms or bathrooms in houses of people you know well or otherwise

4. anxiety caused by constipation

(etymology: combination of "uneasy" and "feces")
I'm feeling unfeasy because haven't taken a shit in 4 days.
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I'm so pissed cause she stole my cell phone!
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eliteguard

A guard who is elite at sucking cock while on the job.
That body guard sure is an eliteguard Adam Sandler told me so.
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putzel

a short, barely audible or "pop" fart that, despite its lack of sonic characteristics makes an acrid, lingering smell.
"Whoa, sorry about the putzel."
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Canadian Fishing Trip

Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.
The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip
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Cop2BeInPhx

A sexy woman that is going to become a police officer.
Cop2BeInPhx is so fine!
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Lonica

combination of the persons known as 'Lon' and 'Messica' where as a common occurance the sounds of slurping are heard.
Quick, Lonica, get dressed, Dad is coming!
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