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''beat's the shit out of''
ie; the definition ''b'shits'', b'shits the definition ''friendgirl'' which somehow won word of the day today.
by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008
Get the b'shits mug.The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.
by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008
Get the snarf mug.Someone who owns, works for, or sits on the fck&(*ng board of directors of a major corporation who's main goal is to suck the life out of the economy, you, your wallet, your time and your talent. Examples of Corporate Whores: Starbucks, liz who works at Starbucks, all who sell themselves without any thoughts of self-respect or decency.
"I'll take a double macchiato you Corporate Whore" "ME?!?! You're paying for the damn thing you Corporate TRICK!"
by Cathi Robertson June 21, 2008
Get the Corporate Whore mug.Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.
Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''
''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''
novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''
whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''
novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''
whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
by Cathi Robertson August 4, 2008
Get the masterbaiter mug.troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
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also refers to a girl or guy who loves...no NEEdS to suck dick after smoking a blunt or whatever amount of marijuana get him/her high
also refers to a girl or guy who loves...no NEEdS to suck dick after smoking a blunt or whatever amount of marijuana get him/her high
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My stoner friend, homer, is such a herbdickaholic..every time we smoke a blunt he jumps on my peeter and just starts sucking. sheesh I hate that..
My stoner friend, homer, is such a herbdickaholic..every time we smoke a blunt he jumps on my peeter and just starts sucking. sheesh I hate that..
by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008
Get the herbdickaholic mug.A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008
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