cass's definitions

innuendo

An Italian suppository.

Medication taken in the butt, explaining the reason the word is pronounced "in-you-end-o".

For further examples, contact Harp as seen on MTVs "Yo Momma".

Common occurance is in the joke used by Harp:

"Yo momma is so dumb, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository."

by Cass July 29, 2006

sugar high

Dude, it happens wen u eat hella fuckin candy or just sugar(anything wit sugar works) and ur hella fuckin twitchy and shit. Unfortunately, it doesnt last very long. Only ppl who dont do drugs eat hella fuckin sugar to get high off of it.

After getting a sugar high, i was hella just sitting in the corner twitching until it wore off.

by cass February 7, 2004

pimpituity

Measure of one's pimpness

My pimpituity is off the scale

by Cass September 10, 2003

bloketastic

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

That car is totally bloketastic.

by Cass September 3, 2006

Harvard

Yales' ridiculously overconfident douche of a cousin. School where you can work unbelieveably hard to get accepted, actually get accepted, then realize during the first semester you should've gone to Yale. Quite frankly, even Brown (shudder) would've been a better choice. In recent years people have realized hiring people simply because they went to Harvard is useless, as normally they have to pay to bring in a Yalie to do the job afterwards. Then they have to bring the Brown man (who is now a plumber) to show the Harvard man how to take a shit. In short, a school that (despite constantly being on top of superficial lists written by people who either went to or fear Harvard) is inferior both academically and athletically to Yale. Go BULLDOGS.

Tom: Sarah graduated from Yale last weekend.
Steve: Oh really, thats great!
Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in.

A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".

by Cass October 30, 2006

keister

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.

by Cass July 13, 2005

Marco Bruschi

The most amazing person in the whole entire world. theres no one else like him

"Marco i LOVE you!"

by cass December 13, 2003