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Definitions by cass

Carriekins 

A woman who is not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. Known for her vivacious nature and bubbling personality this one blooms under the knowledge that you treasure her while possessing an iron fist that holds no remorse in the felling of those who even think about bringing harm to one she loves.
Carriekins: Okay, whose ass do I need to kick?
Carriekins by Cass February 12, 2005

tomato bread 

A derogatory term for a pizza
"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."
tomato bread by cass February 3, 2005
Name of a sharp edged rock n' roll band from Edinburgh, Scotland
Stocious play some hard riffing songs, especially that 'Little Black Shorts'
stocious by cass February 3, 2005
Someone who is a nice little good friend or person.
Also , a made up name for Chris carraba of dashboard confessional.
You're a good doobley!
or
Chris Doobley played REM covers the other day.
doobley by Cass March 25, 2004

kiss my grits 

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.
Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
kiss my grits by cass March 9, 2004

out of the frying pan and into the fire

A Southernism that means that you have taken yourself out of a bad situation into a situation that is worse or no better than the one you were previously in.
Betty Sue sure did jump from the frying pan to the fire when she left Roy, her cheatin' husband for his brother Chet, the town drunk.

ash wednesday

Fourty days before Easter and the beginning of Lent when all the Catholics walk around with smudges on their foreheads and begin a fast from some vice or food or luxury and go around complaining to their friends about how great a sacrifice they are making when they are asked about the black smudge on their forehead.

It is supposed to be for the purpose of remembering Christ's sacrifice on the cross. So that everytime you crave the thing you are giving up you will remember the crucifixion and be thankfull or do something good for people.
Dude1:Dude, you have something on your forehead.

Catholic Dude:It's ashes, Man, it's ash wednesday. Dude, i gave up sex for lent.

Dude1: Man, you haven't gotten laid in months anyway, Dude.
ash wednesday by cass March 9, 2004