cartman5000's definitions

volume

The loudness control on a tv, radio, computer, cd player... and more.

Volume controls keeps ppl from becoming deaf.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

poof

One that likes butt sex.

Steve likes to poof.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

poos

A chick with one tit bigger than the other.

That chick will never get laid/

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

trick

A trick is a bitch or biznatch.

Stop Rippin on Me You Trick.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

stripper in hell

When a stripper has to do her duties on an old fat ugly smelly dude.

See that fat ass over there? If he got a stripper shed be in hell.

by cartman5000 August 17, 2004

splinter cell

One of the best stealthy video games around.

Sam Fisher kicks ass.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

teen spirit

Nirvana's most famous song. Kurt Cobain wrote it.

Kurt Cobain smells like teen spirit!

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004