carnette's definitions

penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023

horny chicken

when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking

or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded

"You saw what Emin did in class?"
"Yeah dude he kept squaking like a horny chicken".

by carnette September 23, 2023

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

strap-job

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

squobies

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick

"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

mistgrit

when you try and grip onto your girl's ass when having sex but you slip on her ends and end up having an embarassing sex situation

Person 1: "I was having sex with Janice but her ass was way too fat so I had a mistgrit with her"
Person 2:"Damn dude"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Bäh

An expression for disapproval or just when your friend's annoying you and you want them to stfu so you write something random

"Dude I was first place in the maths contest"
"Bäh."

by carnette September 23, 2023