stakem

my friends last name, or an aweful piece of meat that some enjoy to throw on school roofs

We are having stakem for lunch.
I want to eat Stakem... out.

by carmen April 01, 2005

gigelo

a male prostitute. a male whore

hey im a gigelo. look me up in da porn mag

by carmen May 13, 2005

tl, dr

too long, didn't read
most often used in forums, when someone writs a really long post

tl, dr. that was a freaking essay.

by Carmen March 23, 2004

asa

1. The whiny, fat kid from Bug Juice 3: Brush Ranch, on the Disney Channel.
2. To act like a whiny, fat kid.

1. Kerry: Did you see Bug Juice last night?
Devon: Yeah, that Asa kid needs to get punched in the face.

2. Devon: But I want to play Battleship too, guys!
Brock: Fuck you, Devon. Stop being such an Asa.

by Carmen June 17, 2006

sock

a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet

He has about 3 socks on this board.

by Carmen October 24, 2003

whisky dick

longer than normal erection and climax time due to alcohol in a man's system.

I was trying to cum and get this overwith, but I had whisky dick.

by carmen February 10, 2005

schmobbin

driving really fast in a car

damn did u see her,she was schmobbin in her brand new car

by carmen March 30, 2005