Definitions by carl

daughters 

The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.

"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."

daughters by Carl August 27, 2003

Dinglefarmer 

A man who raises dingleberrys as a crop. A Dingleberry farmer.

"The goverment pays me monthly so that I can continue being a dinglefarmer, and they can continue the dingleberry trade."

Dinglefarmer by Carl August 27, 2003

Towny 

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

Towny by carl August 25, 2003

FatSauce 

A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.

FatSauce!!!!!!

FatSauce by Carl August 16, 2003

web site 

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

web site by carl July 30, 2003

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

meatus by carl July 15, 2003

rodney kinged 

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle

"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!

rodney kinged by carl June 29, 2003