captain slappy's definitions

Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies

Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Bodda

Bodda was Kurt Cobain's imaganary friend when he was a child.

Hello Bodda

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Maranaise

What black people call mayonaise.

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008