velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Lemonaid Stand

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009

Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

The Cramp

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

by Captain Slappy August 03, 2008

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.

Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!

by Captain Slappy August 03, 2008