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exactly right

after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.
Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.
They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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opinions vary

A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.
I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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don't throw stones

A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.
ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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