does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 20, 2004

hurts don't it

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

moosehead

A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"

Come on, I've always wanted to try you. Come on moosehead. Dickhead.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

gold plastic

a high class way of saying credit card. Usuallyy said when paying for cocktails at the bandstand. Usually a credit card golden in color symbolizing that it is a premium customer.

How about some gold plastic.

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004

meho

An affectionate name for a colleague, friend, or loved one.

Whats up Meho? Later meho.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004