captain matt's definitions

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

Yanno

An easier and quicker way to type the words "you know".

I have better shiet to do than wasting my time like that, yanno?

by Captain Matt May 9, 2019

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

p-a

Stands for passive-aggressive.

Person 1: *says something passive-aggressive*
Person 2: Hey that's p-a man!

by Captain Matt March 28, 2020