explode

to laugh in an abrupt or uncontrolable manner.

friend 1: *explodes*
friend 2: stop exploding all over yourself.

by Calvin March 29, 2005

malt

young woman of gipsy/council house origin

big earings and little pikey boots
mostly predominant in maidstone kent area

by calvin May 02, 2003

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 22, 2004

Gap Tooth Ho

Someone who doesn't make every 6 month visit to the dentist.

YO!@# Calvin is a gap tooth ho, yo.

by Calvin January 05, 2003

T-Dot

the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.

yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!

by Calvin April 05, 2004

westside

Verb. To Throw up ones hands in a form of a "W".

Ima Westside your ass if you fail me on my permit test.

by Calvin February 24, 2005