cHris's definitions

Bonney

Adj. & N. Extremely germaine, attractive

That is such a bonney painting.

by Chris February 18, 2005

Cleveland Steamroller

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.

There is no example i can give

by chris April 1, 2004

spamily

Family members that forward spam to you.

I am tired of recieving mail from my spamily.

by Chris September 20, 2004

Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.

Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)

by Chris December 21, 2004

kalle

A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.

Polar bears and pengiuns!!

by chris February 14, 2005

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

EA

Eyedea & Abilities

An incredable team of rappers. Combined of Eyedea on the mic and Abilities working the beats.

Great music group who will soon be ledgends

by Chris January 15, 2005