cHris's definitions

rusty

A pug who pretty much resembles anybody with down syndrome.

"Food, Rusty? Food?!"

by Chris March 29, 2005

Breaks

A 2 player game where the point is to "break" your opponents pencil. Heres how it's played: One individual holds a pencil horizantally at each end while the other player forcibly snaps their pencil down in attempt to break the horizontal pencil. The benefit of this game is simple. Usually, its just the personal satisfaction of having broke a pencil with another pencil.

"I'll smoke your ass in breaks!"

by Chris January 27, 2005

CBL

CBL stands for Chris Bond Laugh. Its a pretty gay laugh that is done while playing halo.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, really fast and high pitched....

by Chris October 17, 2004

kinkle

a dick that is long and very skinny

you have a kinkle
opposite of choade

by Chris October 21, 2004

requiem

the act of placing your legs behind your head and having someone lick the inside of your ass.

requieming r0x my s0x.

by Chris January 21, 2005

Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.

"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified

by Chris January 17, 2005

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004