cHris's definitions

ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

by Chris January 15, 2005

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

a nosefull

When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
Also Referred to as a Fart Hammer.

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when we Billy fell asleep at Tims house."

by Chris November 19, 2004

Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.

"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."

by Chris January 31, 2005

GSL

Ghetto Sign Language (GSL): a distant, distant, cousing of American Sign Language comprised of seemingly random, yet decidedly spastic gesticulation with the hands and fingers during rap performances, robberies, self aggrandizing monologuing, or everyday conversation.

"No Timmy, he's not having a seizure, he's using GSL."

by Chris January 14, 2006

University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

by Chris January 3, 2005

Tech N9ne

A Kansas City, Missouri based rapper with phatty beats.

Einstein, tech n9ne, two triple zip.

by Chris January 19, 2003