cARLOS's definitions

chichon

Act of attempting to harness ninja like powers to perform acts of stupidity in the presence of others.

They got drunk and did a chichon.

by Carlos April 13, 2005

cess

marijuana, weed

"we were trying to cop us a cess sack."
--jurassic 5 "remember his name"

by carlos March 22, 2003

bone thugs n harmony

hottest rap group in history

bone thugs n harmony is the hottest rap group in history

by carlos May 8, 2003

tight eezy

a virgin (girl) that gives it up on the first night, or first day you talked to her.

Rakim: Yo you hit it.

Carlos: Yea she a tight eezy hit it the first day.

by carlos March 1, 2004

Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

"Give 'em Da Dirty Jered"

by Carlos December 6, 2003

Opie

(n) g0d. Owner/Founder/Host of www.entensity.net

(adj) rad, cool; crazy

THATS FUCKING OPIE!!!

0p13 is our g0d. 3ntensity is 0ur temple

by carlos February 16, 2005

Lastiwka

1.Relaying to a man or woman with a grotesquely large penis.
2.To feel pain it he testicular region due to a prolonged absence of masturbating.
3.To live one’s life though a haze of sex, drugs, and your mom.
4.Often feeling the need to touch ones penis regardless the situation is referred to as ‘lastiwkaing’ or ‘pullin’ the ol’ lastiwka’

1.“Whoa, did you see his lastiwka?”
2.“man, my dick feels like lastiwka”
3.“I feel like lastiwka today”
4.“I gotta lastiwka dude, I can’t take it anymore”

by carlos February 20, 2005