cARLOS's definitions

perfin ther mergic drogan

using drugs smoking and and cant type well

Johnny:wee i perfin there mergic drogan
carlos:ghjhgsdtjeyd
Johnny:yeah i remeber the hospital

by cARLOS February 5, 2003

skips

Generic Athletic Footware

Sneakers from Payless, Kmart, Walmart, ..etc

by Carlos May 1, 2003

tight eezy

a virgin (girl) that gives it up on the first night, or first day you talked to her.

Rakim: Yo you hit it.

Carlos: Yea she a tight eezy hit it the first day.

by carlos March 1, 2004

Pangezamy

a magical rock usually surrounded by a bag of cats, or Chevy Chase.

Will you accompany me on my search of the Pangezamy of South Mongolia?

by Carlos January 14, 2004

forbush

an idiot who has his mind brainwashed by TV and other controlling media and will no matter what vote forbush, people who are for a stupid president called bush who cant spell cat correctly.

i was watching TV last night and i am absolutely convinced that i am voting forbush.

by Carlos September 19, 2004

Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

"Give 'em Da Dirty Jered"

by Carlos December 6, 2003

Slam Fuck

A hate fuck, but with love.

I slam-fuck'd j00 daddy.

by Carlos May 13, 2005