cARLOS's definitions

Rugrats

Group of shithole children. March around the fuckin world talkin like they r sum intellects. The kind folks at nickelodeon fucked up jus as bad as spongebob. They struck rich off shit. A bunch of cracked out dickheads loved it. Well too bad it blows

ITs so bad it dsnt deserve an example

by Carlos September 25, 2004

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

forbush

an idiot who has his mind brainwashed by TV and other controlling media and will no matter what vote forbush, people who are for a stupid president called bush who cant spell cat correctly.

i was watching TV last night and i am absolutely convinced that i am voting forbush.

by Carlos September 19, 2004

Hoagie Roll

The act of a woman (what ever your preferr) stuffing a males penis all the way in your mouth and then all the way out. Just like you'd try to cram a sub or hogie in your mouth.

Dude, she hogie rolled me

by carlos September 19, 2004

shnuff

shit and stuff put together, so it doesnt sound so vulgar

waz hapn'n breas what you up too
Shnuff brus you know chillin

by Carlos September 6, 2004

Dumbarse

v. One who dusnt no aniething, one that caint spwell.

Wow, what a dumbarse she was.

by Carlos August 22, 2004

zinchy

simple, basic. From kindergarten invented by peers.

Counting to ten is zinchy.

by Carlos August 12, 2004