buzz's definitions

Schault

pedofile who is also in love with mike alstott

Schault tried doing the shocker to 7th graders.

by buzz November 25, 2003

Pittsburgh Steelers

a bunch of pussies who suck at football

All Pittsburgh Steelers fans are all band wagon fans. One year they think kordel is MVP, th next they run him out of town.

by buzz November 25, 2003

buttaface

a honey with a slammin body, with a busted up dome. its a noun fellas.

Homie 1 - Yo dog, I saw you running all up in that buttaface out the club the other.

Homie 2 - Shizzy. But you check out dat azz cousin with the matchin twins?

by buzz August 12, 2003

pull wool

the act/art of kicking your game to a honey to get her to show you her gash. in this case wool is synonymous with gash.

Yo, Steve is pulling more wool than a sheep farmer.

Pull any wool last night? Nah, there was hellagash up in there, but mad buttafaces so I went home to get one.

by buzz August 12, 2003

labes

short for labia.

Couple a playaz on the beach....."man check out the horselips on that blimp. ain't never seen labes that big.

Her labes remind me of the deli.

Yo, dog, she had labes so big, looked like she had a jellyfish between her thighs.

by Buzz August 15, 2003

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003