buzz's definitions

labes

short for labia.

Couple a playaz on the beach....."man check out the horselips on that blimp. ain't never seen labes that big.

Her labes remind me of the deli.

Yo, dog, she had labes so big, looked like she had a jellyfish between her thighs.

by Buzz August 15, 2003

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 4, 2005

shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.

Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.

by buzz January 4, 2005

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

Toadie

Drunk. Having lost time with no recollection. Creatively blonde.

I really pulled a Toadie this weekend!

by Buzz February 9, 2005

PNB

Santa hater. One who hates Santa Claus.

Pnb busted that mall santa's head right open.

by Buzz March 3, 2005