buzz's definitions

BuZz3r

1.A very large cow that smells like a ronchy pig.
2.A fat persons ass.
3.A large pimple on a horses ass.

1.You mom is a BuZz3r.
2.You dad has a BuZz3r.
3.Your mom and your like to eat a BuZz3R

by BuZz October 28, 2004

Shade Mission

To embark on a mission seeking women of which you have no emotional tyes or a relationship, upon returning from this mission it will never be spoken of in the presence of anyone who wasn't there. Events taking place usually involve shady women, obsurd amounts of alcohol, and nameless acts during this intoxication.

Last night me and a couple buddies went on a Shade Mission.

by Buzz April 4, 2003

arsetex

The render of shit left on the back of the toilet after a heavy night of beer and a Vindaloo

"After that ruby last night i gave the bog a good coat of arsetex!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

snail print

The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.

Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.

Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.

by Buzz October 18, 2006

PNB

Santa hater. One who hates Santa Claus.

Pnb busted that mall santa's head right open.

by Buzz March 3, 2005

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003