To embark on a mission seeking women of which you have no emotional tyes or a relationship, upon returning from this mission it will never be spoken of in the presence of anyone who wasn't there. Events taking place usually involve shady women, obsurd amounts of alcohol, and nameless acts during this intoxication.
by Buzz April 04, 2003
Get the Shade Missionmug. by Buzz December 20, 2003
Get the arsetexmug. The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.
Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.
Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.
Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.
by Buzz October 18, 2006
Get the snail printmug. An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.
by buzz January 05, 2005
Get the spandaumug. by buzz November 25, 2003
Get the Schaultmug. before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
by buzz August 18, 2003
Get the check the oilmug. 