Shade Mission

To embark on a mission seeking women of which you have no emotional tyes or a relationship, upon returning from this mission it will never be spoken of in the presence of anyone who wasn't there. Events taking place usually involve shady women, obsurd amounts of alcohol, and nameless acts during this intoxication.
Last night me and a couple buddies went on a Shade Mission.
by Buzz April 04, 2003
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check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003
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buttaface

a honey with a slammin body, with a busted up dome. its a noun fellas.
Homie 1 - Yo dog, I saw you running all up in that buttaface out the club the other.

Homie 2 - Shizzy. But you check out dat azz cousin with the matchin twins?
by buzz August 12, 2003
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shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.
Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.
by buzz January 04, 2005
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pull wool

the act/art of kicking your game to a honey to get her to show you her gash. in this case wool is synonymous with gash.
Yo, Steve is pulling more wool than a sheep farmer.

Pull any wool last night? Nah, there was hellagash up in there, but mad buttafaces so I went home to get one.
by buzz August 12, 2003
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arsetex

The render of shit left on the back of the toilet after a heavy night of beer and a Vindaloo
"After that ruby last night i gave the bog a good coat of arsetex!"
by Buzz December 20, 2003
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Delaware County Christian School are a bunch of huge douche bags.
by Buzz October 15, 2003
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