Knorks

Knorks - Knockers/tits/boobs- breasts

Smitty's concontion

"oi show us ya knorks"
"mad knorks yeah?"

by waade March 21, 2005

knork

a fork-knife combination so you can cut your food and eat it; the next step in utensil evolution after the spork

Only a retard could cut the side of his mouth with this crappy Taco Bell knork.

by Matt Wirth October 15, 2003

knorke

The german version of the word cool.

Du bist knorke (you are knorke) - You are cool
Das ist knorke (thats knorke - Thats cool

by Chaosritter December 05, 2007

knork

1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.

2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.

1.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"

2.
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.

by valkyrie's flight March 05, 2010

knork

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!

by twotimesfour August 29, 2005

Knork

It is a knife and a fork put into one utensil.

"Hey man, will you pass a knork?"

by noneedtoskeet March 29, 2019

knork

A miserably executed knock. Knorks are nearly silent and somehow hurt your hand, resulting in eternal shame and embarrasement.

Guy 1:"I was going to meet up with a girl I liked, but I knorked on her door, so now there's no going back for me"
Guy 2:"That sucks man"

by PeePeeAssLauncher January 04, 2019