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gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.
Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.
by bumbleclot February 17, 2009
mugGet the gommedmug.

just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.
Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.
by bumbleclot May 19, 2009
mugGet the just a friendmug.

ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.
My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.
by bumbleclot May 7, 2009
mugGet the rangermug.

miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.
by bumbleclot May 6, 2009
mugGet the miscarriagemug.
a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
mugGet the premature ejaculation inducermug.

BUFF

from now on, scott will be referred to as BUFF.
by bumbleclot February 4, 2009
mugGet the BUFFmug.

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.
A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.
by bumbleclot April 1, 2009
mugGet the mosquito wingsmug.

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