humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.
John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.
by bumbleclot June 05, 2009
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gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.
Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.
by bumbleclot February 17, 2009
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4chan

an overrated and hyped-up website, 4chan mostly consists of a bunch of dorks (who are all anonymous since there are no registered usernames) posting boring pictures of anime and naked chicks.
after reading the top definition on urban dictionary, i thought i was going to be awestruck by 4chan. instead i discovered it to be lame and uninteresting.
by bumbleclot February 12, 2009
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pennsylvania

like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns.

the four seasons in pennsylvania are:

1. almost winter
2. winter
3. still winter
4. construction
where else but pennsylvania can you freeze to death in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer?
by bumbleclot July 19, 2006
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just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.
Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.
by bumbleclot May 19, 2009
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ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.
My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.
by bumbleclot May 07, 2009
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miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.
by bumbleclot May 06, 2009
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