bumbleclot's definitions
by bumbleclot February 17, 2009

by bumbleclot May 19, 2009

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.
2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.
2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.
by bumbleclot May 7, 2009

God's method of abortion.
About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
by bumbleclot May 6, 2009

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

by bumbleclot February 4, 2009

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.
by bumbleclot April 1, 2009
