Universal Whore Tattoo

A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.

AKA - Tramp Stamp
Even when I was in Amsterdam, the girls with those tattoos were whores. I guess that's the Universal Whore Tattoo.
by Bulldog January 29, 2006
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Gandalf the gay

Slang for an older bearded homosexual.
Bro #1: Who did you take for Chemistry this semester?

Bro #2: That old gay bastard, Gandalf the gay.
by Bulldog December 20, 2011
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colors

wearing of clothing indicating membership in a biker organization
Sign on country bar reads:
"Sorry, NO COLORS"
by bulldog May 16, 2004
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Camaro crash helmet

Yet another term for a Mullet!
by bulldog October 10, 2005
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Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by Bulldog August 03, 2012
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playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.
Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.
by Bulldog January 29, 2006
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Monkey Juice

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.
Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!
by Bulldog August 24, 2008
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