21 definitions by bulldog

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The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by bulldog August 03, 2012
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wearing of clothing indicating membership in a biker organization
Sign on country bar reads:
"Sorry, NO COLORS"
by bulldog May 16, 2004
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When the bottom of a persons ass cheeks are not covered by their bikini because the ass crack gobbles them up or because of the ass is full and can't be contained.
Take a look at that cheek leak. That ass is perfect.
by bulldog January 29, 2006
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Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity
When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.
by bulldog March 08, 2007
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Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.
Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!
by bulldog August 24, 2008
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Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.

I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.
by bulldog August 24, 2008
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