bukkake the porno clown's definitions

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

jenky

def 1) A product that is sub standard and is usually of the poorest quality or considered low rent.

def 2) Something being just plain stupid, idiotic or wrong.

1.)Larry was wearing the jenky shoes he bought at the thrift shop.

2.)OJ trying to get back his memoribilia was the jenkiest idea he's had in a while.

by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

walleye

Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.

Clarence was looking at Mark but his walleye was looking out the window at the lake that he wanted to fish in.

by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006