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Artie Lange

Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.

Artie Lange described former female wrestler Chyna Doll's genitalia as a clitcock or a clock.

Artie Lange by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006

the spider man 

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

the spider man by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

jim rome

Jim Rome is an annoying sports talk show host that peaked in the 90's. Rome uses tired catch phrases and is all style and no substance. His TV shows change times and networks often because they are boring shows.

Jim Rome is as annoying as Screamin A. Smith

jim rome by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

opie and anthony

Two mediocre personalities that are obsessed with Howard Stern. They are have little talent and even less originality. Originally on XM they had an additional subscription fee to get the show and signed up few thousand people. They are dying a slow death just like XM.

Sirius>XM as Howard Stern>Opie and Anthony

opie and anthony by Bukkake the porno clown November 8, 2006