by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Get the Coronacancelled mug.An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Pre-existing condition mug.Goddamn those Baby Boomers! They’re totally fucking up our future!
If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....
Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!
If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....
Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!
by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Get the Coronacoup mug.A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Mixer Upper mug.The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.
Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Mimi’s Van mug.After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.
COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Get the COVID-20 mug.Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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