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Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the text torture mug.Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Bible Bootstrap mug.Online Dating Fatigue: when you’ve tried and tried, and all you end up with are assholes or bitches.
by builtforspeed October 14, 2020
Get the ODF mug.An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Pre-existing condition mug.A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....
Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!
If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....
Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!
by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Get the Coronacoup mug.1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
by builtforspeed February 18, 2021
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