She's not gonna see this

A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.

WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.

by buddy retard May 08, 2023

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

uikobilokgoblagesgh

A word that means nothing except the total destruction of all sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, check this joke out.
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?

by buddy retard December 25, 2021

chad

A douchebag with a huge ego that really likes virgin shaming. Has a huge cock, massive guns, and is in general: attractive.

D: Fucking loser. Why cant you lose your fucking virginity already? Too fucking scared, bitch?
B: Chad, shut yo bitch ass up, nigga.

by buddy retard June 07, 2020

69

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! FUNNY NUMBER!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: 69
E: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by buddy retard June 09, 2020

John

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.

Dude, John is really average.

by buddy retard June 19, 2020

corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.

Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)

by buddy retard September 15, 2020