buddy retard's definitions
The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A: We are going to overthrow the goverment! The oppression ends now!
B: Dude! You cant just overthrow the goverment! What are we going to do when that thing collapses? No one stupid enough to join a revolution can rule a nation! And besides, what do you think a 50 ton steel caterpillar with an explosive cannon is going to do when it finds a bunch of untrained civilians shooting at it?
B: Dude! You cant just overthrow the goverment! What are we going to do when that thing collapses? No one stupid enough to join a revolution can rule a nation! And besides, what do you think a 50 ton steel caterpillar with an explosive cannon is going to do when it finds a bunch of untrained civilians shooting at it?
by buddy retard June 6, 2020
Get the Revolutionmug. An elitist is someone who considers themselves superior to others for some reason.
An example of elitists are non-conformists, who usually call themselves "wolves" and everyone who doesn't like what they like "sheep"
Online elitists usually base their superiority over time spent and are usually veterans. An example of this (was) the Call Of Duty fandom, who hated every new game.
By the way, veterancy does not automatically equal elitism.
An example of elitists are non-conformists, who usually call themselves "wolves" and everyone who doesn't like what they like "sheep"
Online elitists usually base their superiority over time spent and are usually veterans. An example of this (was) the Call Of Duty fandom, who hated every new game.
By the way, veterancy does not automatically equal elitism.
Person 3 is not an elitist:
Person 1: I think this game is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: I don't think it's that good anymore.
Person 3 is an elitist:
Person 1: I think is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: WHAT?!?!? OMG?!?!?! All these STUPID FUCKING KIDS ruined this PERFECT GAME with their STUPID ideas! OMG!!!!! LEAVE!!! POSERS!!! YOU DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS YOU SHEEP!!!! YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS!!!!!
Person 1: Calm down.
Person 1: I think this game is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: I don't think it's that good anymore.
Person 3 is an elitist:
Person 1: I think is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: WHAT?!?!? OMG?!?!?! All these STUPID FUCKING KIDS ruined this PERFECT GAME with their STUPID ideas! OMG!!!!! LEAVE!!! POSERS!!! YOU DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS YOU SHEEP!!!! YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS!!!!!
Person 1: Calm down.
by buddy retard May 29, 2021
Get the Elitistmug. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! FUNNY NUMBER!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: 69
E: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by buddy retard June 9, 2020
Get the 69mug. There are 2 types of rich people.
1: The worked for it. These guys have usually been born into a middle-class family, and worked their way up. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, and are very generous, there are very few worked for it assholes.
2: The "worked for it". These people are always born into an incredibly rich family, they are most likely assholes that dont understand the privilige they have and will constantly flex about how much money they have, and act like they earned it. Hates the homeless, dosent understand how terrible of a situation a homeless person is in and acts like they are assholes that deserve to be hated. These people need to have their money taken away for 5 days, to understand what its like to be poor and not live with a private army, mansion, limousine, butler, an exotic pet, and good food and drinks.
1: The worked for it. These guys have usually been born into a middle-class family, and worked their way up. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, and are very generous, there are very few worked for it assholes.
2: The "worked for it". These people are always born into an incredibly rich family, they are most likely assholes that dont understand the privilige they have and will constantly flex about how much money they have, and act like they earned it. Hates the homeless, dosent understand how terrible of a situation a homeless person is in and acts like they are assholes that deserve to be hated. These people need to have their money taken away for 5 days, to understand what its like to be poor and not live with a private army, mansion, limousine, butler, an exotic pet, and good food and drinks.
Rich People Type 1:
Person 1: (casually walking by the street)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 2: Got change?
Person 1: Yeah man, you know, im gonna get you out of this shit and set you for life, its what you deserve, man.
Person 2: This isnt real, right?
Person 1: Real.
Person 2: You are the nicest person ive ever met.
Rich People Type 2:
Person 1: (riding in limousine)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 1: (lowers windshield) Hey loser! You wanna get up in life?
Person 2: Yes please, that would be the kindest thing you could do for me.
Person 1: (flips bird) Nah loser! Work for it lazy ass bum!
(person 1 lowers windshield while laughing retardedly)
Person 3: (driving limousine) You should live without money for a while, learn how terribly stacked the odds are against that poor, poor man.
Person 1: (casually walking by the street)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 2: Got change?
Person 1: Yeah man, you know, im gonna get you out of this shit and set you for life, its what you deserve, man.
Person 2: This isnt real, right?
Person 1: Real.
Person 2: You are the nicest person ive ever met.
Rich People Type 2:
Person 1: (riding in limousine)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 1: (lowers windshield) Hey loser! You wanna get up in life?
Person 2: Yes please, that would be the kindest thing you could do for me.
Person 1: (flips bird) Nah loser! Work for it lazy ass bum!
(person 1 lowers windshield while laughing retardedly)
Person 3: (driving limousine) You should live without money for a while, learn how terribly stacked the odds are against that poor, poor man.
by buddy retard July 3, 2020
Get the rich peoplemug. Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.
B: Hot like Satans ass crack?
Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!
B: Hot like Satans ass crack?
Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!
by buddy retard June 3, 2020
Get the satans ass crackmug. A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.
WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.
by buddy retard May 8, 2023
Get the She's not gonna see thismug.