btreezy's definitions

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.

"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006

quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.

"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."

by bTreezy October 20, 2006

Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.

"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

by bTreezy February 21, 2009

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

broadie

A variation of the word broad for describing women. Useful when referring to a bunch of skanks.

"So I called up some broadies for tonight - its gonna be jizz city"

by bTreezy October 17, 2006