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jansport

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.
"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"
by bTreezy October 18, 2006
mugGet the jansportmug.

slam

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
mugGet the slammug.

quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.
"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."
by bTreezy October 20, 2006
mugGet the quatchmug.

Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.
"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
mugGet the Dumpymug.

shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.
"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."
by bTreezy February 13, 2007
mugGet the shit framedmug.

Cashj Beej

Dude, that skank I met last night hooked up a cashj beej!
by bTreezy September 9, 2006
mugGet the Cashj Beejmug.

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.
Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
mugGet the jizz citymug.

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