Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.
by bTreezy October 25, 2006

by bTreezy November 10, 2006

One who is such an enthusiast of combining two or more words into a new word, that they describe this passion by creating a portmanteau (a combination of two or more words into a new word) with the words enthusiast and portmanteau.
The word portmanthusiast is a portmanteau
by bTreezy August 03, 2012

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
by bTreezy February 21, 2009

by bTreezy October 20, 2006

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.
"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.
"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."
"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
