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slam

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
mugGet the slammug.

Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.
"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
mugGet the Dumpymug.

quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.
"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."
by bTreezy October 20, 2006
mugGet the quatchmug.

Smash Pad

A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.
The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway
by bTreezy August 10, 2010
mugGet the Smash Padmug.

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.
"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
mugGet the Yogurt slinging shroom beastmug.

Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
by bTreezy February 26, 2009
mugGet the Palmersmug.

hookupable

A level of attractiveness that a female must meet for someone to hook up with her.
She's not bad, I guess she's hookupable.
by bTreezy September 9, 2006
mugGet the hookupablemug.

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