btreezy's definitions

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

broadie

A variation of the word broad for describing women. Useful when referring to a bunch of skanks.

"So I called up some broadies for tonight - its gonna be jizz city"

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Smash Pad

A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.

The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway

by bTreezy August 10, 2010

vajeen

Another word for vagina popularized by Borat.

"Her vajeen hangs like the sleeves of a wizard!" - From the soon to be released movie "Borat!"

by bTreezy October 2, 2006

clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.

"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006

Portmanthusiast

One who is such an enthusiast of combining two or more words into a new word, that they describe this passion by creating a portmanteau (a combination of two or more words into a new word) with the words enthusiast and portmanteau.

The word portmanthusiast is a portmanteau

by bTreezy August 3, 2012