btreezy's definitions

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

jansport

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.

"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"

by bTreezy October 18, 2006

quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.

"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."

by bTreezy October 20, 2006

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

ruined

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.

"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006