Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.
"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
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hookupable

A level of attractiveness that a female must meet for someone to hook up with her.
She's not bad, I guess she's hookupable.
by bTreezy September 09, 2006
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Portmanthusiast

One who is such an enthusiast of combining two or more words into a new word, that they describe this passion by creating a portmanteau (a combination of two or more words into a new word) with the words enthusiast and portmanteau.
by bTreezy August 03, 2012
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slammed

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.

Or fucking drunk.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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slamming

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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slam

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."

by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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Smash Pad

A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.
The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway
by bTreezy August 10, 2010
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