btreezy's definitions

slamming

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.

"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."

by bTreezy October 26, 2006

brain

A casual blowjob - better known as Cashj Beej

"This skank hooked up some brain last night - I knew she was down for cashj beej."

by bTreezy November 10, 2006

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

jansport

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.

"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"

by bTreezy October 18, 2006

ruined

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.

"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.

"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."

by bTreezy February 26, 2009