brown wings

Imaginary award earned by one who has eaten asshole.
Brian earned his brown wings last night when he scarfed Jenna's chocolate starfish.
by brownwings April 03, 2011
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hookup culture

The era that began in the early 1990s and has since prevailed on college campuses and elsewhere when hooking up has replaced traditional dating as the preferred method of heterosexual liaison.
I'm not interested in any sort of relationship. I just want to enjoy the hookup culture.
by brownwings April 02, 2011
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sexually active

Annoying, offensive term used by uptight, condescending and/or disapproving adults to describe younger people who are engaging in their God given right to fuck.
Hand wringing Mom to Dad: "George, what are we going to do? I found used condoms in the waste can. I fear Gretchen has become sexually active with her punk boyfriend."
by brownwings April 02, 2011
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mastergate

To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.

Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.
by brownwings August 23, 2011
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huey

Acronym for hookup. For those who can't stand the term hookup
My roommate did a huey with my ex-girlfriend. Made me sick.
by brownwings March 14, 2011
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road cheese

Chick imported from another location for the purpose of having sex.

Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
Not available this weekend, guys, I've got some road cheese coming in from State.
by brownwings March 03, 2011
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first call

Arrangement under which a chick gives a guy an open option to hookup with her on a given night, say Fridays, if he contacts her by an agreed time, after which she is free to do anything else she wants.
Lindsay to her friend Tasha: "Brian has first call on me Fridays until midnight. If I don't hear from him, we'll go bar hopping and see what's going on."

(Sucks to be the chick btw).
by brownwings May 19, 2011
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