promiscuous

adjective used by an envious person to criticize someone who is getting more sex than he/she is.

My roommate Brittany is such a promiscuous slut. She hooks up with a different guy every weekend. I've only been able to do it twice.

by brownwings October 30, 2011

unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.

I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.

by brownwings May 24, 2011

first call

Arrangement under which a chick gives a guy an open option to hookup with her on a given night, say Fridays, if he contacts her by an agreed time, after which she is free to do anything else she wants.

Lindsay to her friend Tasha: "Brian has first call on me Fridays until midnight. If I don't hear from him, we'll go bar hopping and see what's going on."

(Sucks to be the chick btw).

by brownwings June 13, 2011

hookup culture

The era that began in the early 1990s and has since prevailed on college campuses and elsewhere when hooking up has replaced traditional dating as the preferred method of heterosexual liaison.

I'm not interested in any sort of relationship. I just want to enjoy the hookup culture.

by brownwings April 19, 2011

sexually active

Annoying, offensive term used by uptight, condescending and/or disapproving adults to describe younger people who are engaging in their God given right to fuck.

Hand wringing Mom to Dad: "George, what are we going to do? I found used condoms in the waste can. I fear Gretchen has become sexually active with her punk boyfriend."

by brownwings April 19, 2011

dinner party

When three or more people, usually but not necessarily a mixed group, lie in a circle on the floor or in bed, and each eats out/sucks off the person on one side of him/her, while getting eaten out/sucked off by the person on the other side of him/her.

Josh and Karen invited Kiersten and me over for a small dinner party Saturday night. Great time.

by brownwings April 25, 2011

mastergate

To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.

Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.

I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.

by brownwings August 27, 2011