brownwings's definitions

brown wings

Imaginary award earned by one who has eaten asshole.

Brian earned his brown wings last night when he scarfed Jenna's chocolate starfish.

by brownwings April 21, 2011

sexually active

Annoying, offensive term used by uptight, condescending and/or disapproving adults to describe younger people who are engaging in their God given right to fuck.

Hand wringing Mom to Dad: "George, what are we going to do? I found used condoms in the waste can. I fear Gretchen has become sexually active with her punk boyfriend."

by brownwings April 19, 2011

pig culture

The world of corporate America, with all its lying, cheating, stealing, doublespeak, doubledealing, throat cutting, back stabbing, hypocrisy and the like.

John used to be a decent guy, but now he has totally bought into the pig culture.

by brownwings April 19, 2011

hookup culture

The era that began in the early 1990s and has since prevailed on college campuses and elsewhere when hooking up has replaced traditional dating as the preferred method of heterosexual liaison.

I'm not interested in any sort of relationship. I just want to enjoy the hookup culture.

by brownwings April 19, 2011

huey

Acronym for hookup. For those who can't stand the term hookup

My roommate did a huey with my ex-girlfriend. Made me sick.

by brownwings March 30, 2011

taint

The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.

I ate her pussy, he taint and her asshole, in that order.

by brownwings March 30, 2011

road cheese

Chick imported from another location for the purpose of having sex.

Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".

Not available this weekend, guys, I've got some road cheese coming in from State.

by brownwings March 18, 2011