14 definitions by brownwings
Arrangement under which a chick gives a guy an open option to hookup with her on a given night, say Fridays, if he contacts her by an agreed time, after which she is free to do anything else she wants.
Lindsay to her friend Tasha: "Brian has first call on me Fridays until midnight. If I don't hear from him, we'll go bar hopping and see what's going on."
(Sucks to be the chick btw).
(Sucks to be the chick btw).
by brownwings May 19, 2011
To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.
Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.
by brownwings August 23, 2011
The era that began in the early 1990s and has since prevailed on college campuses and elsewhere when hooking up has replaced traditional dating as the preferred method of heterosexual liaison.
by brownwings April 2, 2011
Injection of fluid via a lubed tube into the rectum for the purpose of cleaning out any remaining debris from one's last dump.
Available over the counter in disposable units at most drug stores.
Ideally, one administers an enema to his/her partner in preparation for butt sex or ass eating.
Available over the counter in disposable units at most drug stores.
Ideally, one administers an enema to his/her partner in preparation for butt sex or ass eating.
by brownwings April 7, 2011
by brownwings April 3, 2011
Chick imported from another location for the purpose of having sex.
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
by brownwings March 3, 2011
A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
by brownwings May 2, 2011