top drawer

Defecating in the upper part of a toilet so as to make the water incessantly brown.

Kaalberg was really pissing me off, so when he wasn't looking I went top drawer. For a week that idiot couldn't figure out why there was always deuce in the toilet water

by Brooks June 04, 2003

nut double

when a human expells gas that smells distinctly similar to burnt nuts covered in hazelnut.

awh! who ripped that nut double?

by brooks February 14, 2005

klassic

created by the brooks, used in good terms

wo, your band was klassic!
you like the game? yea it was ultimate klassic!

by brooks December 24, 2004

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

brookster

One slick dude, he is the man in everything he does. He has perfect hair, puts the ladies before everything. He bangs like la'desh
see (Don Janus)

Whoa, did you see him? He is a brookster

by Brooks October 26, 2004

Fun Balloons

A Females body balloons that are fun to play with.

Brooks: Look at that biatch.
Wayne: Yeah, Shes got some nice fun Balloons.
Brooks: I'd like to flop one of those babys in my mouth.
Wayne: Bamm

by Brooks July 19, 2004

bluntslide

a trick in skateboarding where the back truck goes over the obstacle and grinds on the tail

"I almost did a bluntslide down that handrail but I fell."

by brooks December 27, 2004