bro's definitions

scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004

jag off

n. A person, usually male, that has an unfavorable personality or annoying habits. Generally implies stupidity or ignorance.

Don't be so surprised he got thrown in jail. He's a jag off.

by Bro May 13, 2004

parskahye

tightest armenians

he's parskahye

by bro October 31, 2003

slob

(v) To make-out spastically.

So, you wanna come over and slob or something?

by Bro May 13, 2004

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

H2d

Holla to Dat; wen u c somethin madd ill and u wanna holla at that person or thing; onlie madd fly people use this term (dont use it if u have a nextel)

Bro 1: Yo son your kicks are fly.

Bro 2: H2d

by Bro July 5, 2004

pimp-slap

To raise ones hand above the shoulder and with terminal velocity strike it across the face of the hoe.

My bitch was actin' up so I had to pimp-slap the hoe.

by Bro April 25, 2003