brigante's definitions

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.

See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

by brigante November 12, 2005

Salvation Army

Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.

The salvation army are well meaning but wrong.

by Brigante October 23, 2005

cadburys

Makers of crap flavourless chocolate full of vegetable fat and milk that Brits devour by the ton because they don't know any better. US equivilent would be Hershies.

The lady does NOT love Cadburys Milk Tray!

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Isle of man

A tax heaven for greedy millionaires.

Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

viscount

A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.

I vant.....I vant.....A Viscount.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

mad cow

See Margaret Thatcher.

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!

by Brigante October 23, 2005