A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
by Brigante July 18, 2008
by Brigante October 23, 2005
We had some power once - the parliament in London abolished it.
We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.
We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.
by Brigante July 01, 2005
by Brigante June 26, 2005
Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.
by Brigante July 01, 2005
An English phrase used by residents of the South to desribe the Northern half of the country. Stems from the period of history when the north was highly industrialised
by Brigante July 07, 2005
British term to refer to a woman who has pretensions to be of high station but who in reality is anything but.
by brigante November 12, 2005