brian h's definitions

lawl

This word is basically the pronounciation of the AOL instant messanger slang "lol" which means "laugh out loud" but it is much more than that.
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Popularized by PurePwnage's very own Jeremy (the pwnerer), people now use the word "lawl" in every day speech. The more a's in the word, the funnier it is.

"Look at that total n00b wearing highwaters, lawl!"
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"hahaha, girls are making fun of him and he's running away, laaaawl!!"
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"Oh my God, he got hit by a truck and he's either dead or gonna be a vegatable for the rest of his life, laaaaaaaaaaaawl!!!!"

by Brian H October 12, 2005

Riggs

A guy who is so fuckin good at sex, that he only needs three things, a condom, a nose plug, and earplugs. Mainly because he hates the stench of burning rubber and the sound of screaming bitches.

Holy shit, that guy is so Riggs!

Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

rectegnation

Very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the ass so hard that your dick tears through the lining of her ass, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her.

Shit, I was trying to be safe last week with nina by going anal, but I accidental rectegnated her. Rectegnation blows, I'm so screwed.

by Brian H September 26, 2005

kerbunk

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

by Brian H January 22, 2005

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

by Brian H October 26, 2005

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

ahab

A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab

by Brian H October 26, 2005