brian's definitions

jesus f christ

short for saying "jesus fucking christ"

Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!

by Brian May 13, 2005

skwerl

someone who does things with wreckless abandon and little holds little regard to their own well-being while doing so.

He was driving like a skwerl the other night. It's a wonder he didn't kill himself

by Brian May 5, 2004

teeoncy

Woman who doesnt care who she hurts with lies and desceit.

Woman who sends fake pictures of herself to people on the internet

You're such a teeoncy

Often used with "kataleena" as in "I cant believe she kataleena'd me and then pulled a teeoncy on my ass"

by Brian January 5, 2004

pocket sand

a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace

that mofo attacked me, so i pocket sanded his face

by brian July 26, 2004

ub3r

An expression commonly used by a 1337 h4x0r whom thinks they're text is cool, when in reality... it allows this person(s) to look like a complete dumbass!

w00t, i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i r uber leet)

by Brian March 2, 2004

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004

Beautiful

1. Extremely overwhelmingly hot
2. Veeeeery fucking pretty
3. Rebekka

Rebekka is the most beautiful girl alive.

by Brian April 30, 2004