philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

by Brian April 23, 2005

poop cutter

a slang term for the muscles that allow you to cut a poop short.

Her poop cutter was so strong she almost broke a mutha fukka off.

by brian March 07, 2005

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian June 19, 2006

Land Barge

A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht

"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"

by Brian January 22, 2004

LILCO

Long
Island
Power
COmpany

after going bankrupt was salvaged by the State gov't as in now called LIPA

The LILCO stacks in Northport pollute alot but fortunatly the winds blow the toxic fumes out across the Long Island Sound and dump it onto Conn.

by Brian December 03, 2004

han kee

Asians use this phrase to refer to White people. This seems to be a transliteration of the Black slang term "honky". Pronounced like "hawn key".

Mother: Why you date han kee?
Daughter: Because han kee really good looking and rich!
Mother: You find nice Chinese man!
Daughter: No, I find han kee!

by Brian September 09, 2007

confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants

i have confidants in lala land.

by BRIAN April 12, 2005