brett burkhardt's definitions
A customer who demands on getting your name even though you’ve already told them and you’re wearing a name tag because they want to bitch about shit that never happened or things that they imagined.
Mr. Gonzalez was a major name nabber. He’ll write that shit down and then bitch about you to a manager 3 weeks later for some made up bullshit.
Sheila knew the customer was a name nabber so she told him that her name was Sharon.
Sheila knew the customer was a name nabber so she told him that her name was Sharon.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Name Nabbermug. Matt had 8 pizzas to deliver but tip priority meant that he’d deliver the freshest one first. That guy always slipped him a $20.
Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night.
Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Tip Prioritymug. “Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”
Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”
Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Scabies Sanctuarymug. The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the 2 Beer Bisexualmug. A guy who isn’t thin or wiry but just plain bony but who’s great in bed or has an amazing endowment.
“What do you see in him?”
“He’s a real bony pony and I’m going to ride him until dawn.”
When Carlos’ reputation of being a bony pony got out he couldn’t get a night to himself.
“He’s a real bony pony and I’m going to ride him until dawn.”
When Carlos’ reputation of being a bony pony got out he couldn’t get a night to himself.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the bony ponymug. An asshole who transfers someone to you or another department even though they can handle the problem themselves.
Margo in accounting was a huge transfer troll. She’d send your ass to shipping just so she wouldn’t have to answer any questions about shipping costs that she was entering into the system.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Transfer Trollmug. Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.
Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.
Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Gym Widowmug.