milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.

''Look at him, he's gone hard!''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

game of love

A game played be humans. The purpose of a man is to love a woman and the purpose of a woman is to love a man.

"Come on baby let's play the game of love."

by brendan July 03, 2004

bug

A fault in a computer system or any physical entity including humanoids.

I have been pwnz0red by a bug and am not well.

by brendan June 22, 2004

Dodgy

1. Something that has a moderate level of risk.
2. Something that is not quite morally right to be doing.

1. ''Jumping that gap's gonna be a bit dodgy, eh?''
2. ''Dinnae say that about her man, that's well dodgy''

by Brendan April 05, 2003

cut corners

taking of shortcuts

he wanted to become famous as fast as he could and by getting to know Brad Pitt he was able to cut corners in the process of going from zero to action hero

by brendan May 28, 2004

hug ache

hug ache is when you hug someone so much your arms and back begin to ache

hey this hug ache is killing me, but i just cant stop hugging you, its so great

by brendan December 19, 2004