Definitions by bread infection

ass jockulitous 

the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait

1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."

ass jockulitous by bread infection October 21, 2005

assty 

combination of ass and nasty. When just one won't do, both have an overall

Dropping the lollipop on the bathroom floor was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it was ASSTY

assty by bread infection October 21, 2005

badcter 

the nectar of an enraged badger used as a common ointment; a person who cannot act

Bob was a badcter when he fumbled all the lines

badcter by bread infection October 21, 2005

beltween 

the part between trousers and a belt

When you put on your mobile phone holder, just attach it beltween

beltween by bread infection October 21, 2005

belt the living shit out of 

to play a song/video to death.

When a song is constantly played someone would say "I'm sick to death of that fucken song!! those DJs belt the living shit out of it!!"

belt the living shit out of by bread infection October 21, 2005

blablafishcake 

exclamation of extreme confusion when presidents choke on pretzels

Clinton: blablafishcake choke. CHEESE

blablafishcake by bread infection October 21, 2005

blooshee 

any bodily excitement that is shot out with much force

I blast a blooshee on your head

blooshee by bread infection October 21, 2005