brandon 's definitions

Chacken

a term used to describe someone who is incoherent or acting stupid,

Are you listening to me chacken?

by Brandon August 7, 2004

JIT

A dance involving a moving of the foot/ leg.

We was at a party and we had t jit.

by Brandon June 6, 2003

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 25, 2004

Flamer

One who enjoys prancing like a baby fawn, and speaking with purposely generated speech impediment.

Why is that kid from American idol such a flamer?

by Brandon September 19, 2003

sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

by Brandon October 21, 2004

Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.

Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004