critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

JBW

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

by Brandon September 02, 2003

Heteroflexible

A sexual orientation not restricted to a certain sex. Persons who are Heteroflexible 'swing both ways'.

Synonyms:

Bisexual
Bi

I dated this heteroflexible girl one time and she'd bring other girls home with her for us to share.

by Brandon January 04, 2005

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004

nug bait

a half cut off finger in the middle of the street.

jonny cut off his finger in shop class and threw it out the window creating a nug bait

by brandon February 06, 2005

evar

Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.

Best thread EVAR!!

by brandon November 27, 2002

hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

by Brandon January 26, 2004